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Online Bingo Commandments

by Paul Marion on August 7, 2011

You’ve probably come across comical “The 10 Bingo Commandments” around bingo forums and portals. If you haven’t, see below, it’s quite funny.

10 Commandments of Online Bingo

Original Bingo Commandments

Thou shall not sit in thy neighbor’s lucky seat
Thou shall not stare at thy neighbor’s card
Thou shall not use thy caller’s name in vain
Thou shall not holler false bingo
Thou shall not wish bad luck on thy neighbour
Thou shall not threaten to kill thy caller
Thou shall not steal thy husband’s money for bingo
Thou shall not lie about how much thou won
Thou shall not lie about how much thou lost
Thou shall not say “Aw, S**t!” when thy neighbor wins

The other day, we stumbled across the US online bingo games site of Bingo Mania and while poking around their community bingo blog, we came noticed a fantastic community outreach initiative.

The Bingo Maniacs were asked to collectively vote for the 10 Commandments of Online Bingo.

Here’s what the players over at Bingo Mania came up with for the Online Bingo version of Bingo Commandments:

Online Bingo Commandments

Thou shall not whine about how much left in my account
Thou shall not forget to say Ty for BBs
Thou shall not whine after winning all day
Thou shall shower roomies with WTGs when they win
Thou shall not wish bad luck on thy roomies
Thou shall not enter or exit the chat room without greeting the roomies and GM’s
Thou shall not curse my fellow roomies who bingo over me
Thou shall lie to hubbie about how much thou lost
Thou shall not whine unless I bring the cheese
Thou shall invite friends to my favourite bingo site, because bingo is better with friends
Thou shall lie to hubbie about how much thou won

Quite funny. Though the above are the top voted on, here’s the full list they came up with:

Thou shall invite friends to my favourite bingo site, because bingo is better with friends
Thou shall lie to hubbie about how much thou won
Thou shall not threaten to kill the CM / GM
Thou shall not hog the shed with Skippy, learn to share with other
Thou shall not allow the first words I type after entering to be “what’s the cg?”
Thou shall play with hubbies credit cards for online bingo
Thou shall not enter or exit the chat room without greeting the roomies and GM’s
Thou shall do the funky chicken dance in front of my computer when I Bingo
Thou shall not use Skippy’s name in vain (poor skippy)
Thou shall not hit my fist over the keyboard in frustration
Thou shall wear red lipstick for Skippy to kiss his curly tail
Thou shall not come in chat room and give #’s for call game before GM runs game
Thou shall not allow the first words I type after entering to be “what’s the cg?”
Thou shall call friends who ONLY play bingo in land base halls, old school
Thou shall roll my eyes at friends who only play bingo in land base bingo halls

What do you think, are these valid Commandments of Bingo Online?

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